As I
mentioned last month, I haven't even gotten my
iPhone 5 yet, but I'm already annoyed by it.
Why?
Well, first, the wait.
I was all set to buy my iPhone 5 last year, when everyone expected the iPhone 5 to be released. But then
Apple went and
released a modest upgrade to the iPhone 4, and there seemed no reason to buy that when the iPhone 5 was about to come out.
(I have an iPhone 3GS, which still works great. But I confess I have
been coveting some of the newer features. I tried to buy an
iPhone 4
once, a couple of months after it came out, but hundreds of people had
been waiting all night in line to buy them to ship them to Asia, so I
gave up. But I have decided to upgrade to the iPhone 5, unless it
totally sucks.)
But it's not just the wait.
Despite Apple's assertion that it is going to crack down on leaks, people seem confident that
they know pretty much everything about the iPhone 5. And here are the things they think they know that have jumped out at me (and annoyed me):
- The iPhone 5 is not going to have a really big screen, like the gorgeous screen on the Samsung Galaxy S III.
I played with an S III the other night, and it confirmed my suspicion
that it is just awesome to have such a big screen. Next to the Samsung,
my iPhone felt small and old. Given that Apple thinks Samsung has ripped
off everything about the Galaxy from the iPhone, I assumed that Apple
would want to return the favor and rip off the awesome big Galaxy screen
from Samsung. But according to the gadget gods, Apple has decided to
just make the iPhone 5 screen slightly taller, not huge and insanely
great like the Galaxy S III. And that's annoying. Who cares about having
a "taller" screen? I certainly don't want to have to turn the phone to
"landscape" view every time I want to look at something.
- The iPhone 5 will have a new power cord, one that will render the dozen or so Apple power cords I have obsolete.
This is also annoying. One of the positive side-effects of becoming an
Apple household is that we have one of those power cords lying around
pretty much everywhere you look. And now, I gather, Apple is going to
make all of those cords worthless. (Unless I buy some special adapter.
But having to do that is annoying.)
So all that is annoying.
But the screen thing is
really annoying. I'm not a
watch-movies-or-play-video-games-on-my-phone guy. I'm a
do-email-and-tweet-and-read-the-Internet-on-my-phone guy. So the idea of
having to turn the phone to landscape to take advantage of the screen
being slightly taller sounds more annoying than anything.
Also as this video produced by Mac Rumors shows, having
a slightly taller screen is pretty much a complete yawn of a difference relative to the iPhone 4,
especially because a lot of the apps won't even take advantage of it.
Meanwhile, the Samsung Galaxy S III is bright, gorgeous, and huge.
And do you know what is
extra, extra annoying? Apple is
now trying to get Samsung blocked from selling the S III because of those patent claims.
Apple, the richest and most valuable company in the world, resorting to
litigation to try to stop the sale of a phone that is clearly better
than anything Apple has yet produced. Sorry, but
that's just lame.
I gather Apple is making some other changes to the iPhone 5,
too--moving a button, for example. But I haven't seen any changes that I
care about.
Who wants a TALLER screen?
All
of which means, I'm already annoyed by my iPhone 5. If, after using it,
I determine that the smaller screen is, in fact, inferior to the big
Samsung screen, I'm going to be
really annoyed.

So, if I'm so annoyed by the iPhone 5 and Apple's lame patent attack,
why am I not just rushing out and buying a Samsung Galaxy S III before
Apple gets them sued off the shelves?
Well, I'll tell you, I'm close to doing that. Very close.
But, as I feared a couple of years ago when I realized the lengths
Apple was going to to build a closed system with "network effects," I'm
also kind of stuck with Apple now, given that our entire household has
standardized on it. If I switched to Samsung, I'd have to learn how to
use something new. And none of my
iTunes stuff and passwords would work. So the sad truth is that I'm going to buy an iPhone 5 even if it's an inferior phone.
But it's going to bum me out knowing that I have to go with Apple even though it's an inferior phone.
And it's going to
really bum me out now that Apple is suing people to protect its vast profits instead of just making superior products like it used to.
(Litigation might protect you for a little while, but not over the
long run. And I know I'm not the only one who finds it disheartening to
see Apple resorting to it.)
Bottom line, like a lot of other Apple customers, I am quietly hoping that
everything that has been reported about the iPhone 5 isn't true.
Because if I'm going to finally shell out another $200 for a new phone, it would be nice to be buying the best one on the market
Source: businessinsider.com